Missed Connections

To the Sun,
I know I was waiting for you during the never-ending winter earlier this year. But now just go away. You’re pissing everyone off.
 
To everyone revising before their exams,
Congratulations you’ve managed to find motivation. Good luck and never give up!
 
To people going to the gym everyday,
Yeah, your body looks great. Yeah, you’re a sexy beast. Yeah, I’m sure. BUT at what cost? Everyone hates you. Stop being a jerk and making your looks the ONLY thing one can talk to you about.
 
To the sexy lawyer I saw the other day,
Love your name. Love your looks. Love your personality. Add me on facebook.
 
To all the seagulls,
I’m sure I’m speaking for literally everyone in Tromso. Just die. Or lose your voices. Or something. Nobody can sleep because of you!
 
To everyone,
have a lovely Independence Day! Remember, even though there’s way too many seagulls per person in this country, even though the roads are just a nightmare and the prices horrendous, it’s one of the most amazing places to live. Enjoy the Sun (while you can, cause it soon will be going away for another 6 months. The last part is just for you not too feel to amazing about your lives.)
 

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